What? Me? Drinking out of your flower vase? No, you must be quite mistaken. I was just admiring the scent, whilst rearranging the flowers for you before you got up.
The flowers on the floor? No, that wasn’t anything to do with me. You’re just not very adept at flower arranging, are you?
Yes, the water level in the vase does go down quickly. Isn’t it amazing how much water these flowers need? Very thirsty, these flowers.
Fur in the flower water? Hmmm, yes there is. Mind you, there’s fur in all manner of places in this house. You should clean more often.
Why am I on the windowsill you ask? Well somebody has to protect the house whilst you staff members are lazing in bed. I mean, anyone could come and steal these flowers. Where would we be then?
Thirsty? Me? Why would I be thirsty?
Anyway, now that you’re finally awake you can fill my food bowl. You’ve neglected to feed me all night. I might pass out soon through starvation.
Oh, and I’d put some more water in the flower vase too.
For some reason it looks empty.